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(1)
have a psychiatric patient of the doctor asked her: If I cut off your ear. What would you do?
Patients who answered: That I will not hear.
Doctors to listen to : the En En. normal.
physician and asked: So if I then you have the other ear cut off. what would you do?
patients who answered: That I will not see. ” br> Doctors begin to get tense. how could not see the child’s cry?
patient answered: Because glasses will fall off.
(2)
There are two mentally ill. courtyard to escape from the disease.
They ran and ran. climb a tree.
one of them jumped from the tree.
roll ah roll of.
and then raised his head right above said: Hey —-
how do you not down ah?
above, the person replied: No — OK - ah — I have not cooked —
(3)
have a patient come to to find a psychiatrist.
patient: I have always felt that I was a bird.
doctor: Oh. Oh, it is very serious. When did you begin.
patients: From I was a bird time.
(4)
a mental hospital there is an old lady.
every day, wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella.
squatting outside a mental hospital.
doctors wanted to : To heal her. must proceed from the understanding she began.
so the doctor is also wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella. squatting with her there.
two Buyanbuyu of squat for a month. The old lady finally said, and doctors speak: What about - do you — is also a mushroom -?
(5)
heard of a mental hospital leaders to come to inspect the situation, As a result, the President convened a meeting at which the patient, the President remarked: “This afternoon, there is a very important leadership to come to visit, all people must go to the door welcome. In the welcome, all patients stood Hospital main entrance on both sides, to stand neatly, and when I cough, when everyone applauded, the more enthusiastic the better,沈阳清文化节“紫气东来”还是“祸水东来”之二; I have the time stamp one’s foot must be completely stopped, can not have a mistake. and urged them to do a good job, and can give us to eat this evening Roubao Zi, as long as there is a mess with people, all people do not steamed buns to eat,天龙八部, remember it? “Patients with the audience shouted:” remember! “
That afternoon,天龙八部论坛, the leadership of the arrival time, and when he stepped into the door when the patients have been welcomed at the gate to stand a moment, as soon as the President cough, all patients with applause, the atmosphere is very warm . to visit the warm atmosphere of the leading infection, smiling,天龙八部单机版下载, and clapping with everyone entering the hospital. see the leaders have walked into the hospital, president of a foot-stomping, all the applause had ceased, very neat. Only the leadership of is still smiling while clapping a pre-trip, the President was very satisfied.
suddenly, from the welcoming crowd sprang to one as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger of patients rushed to the leadership step in front of whirl round of ” br> gave him a big slap in the face, angrily shouted unusually - “You do not want to Ah Chi Baozi it? ! ! ! “
(6)
mentally ill A Q B, said:” You see, I recently completed this novel, how “?
B looked at the answer: “Yes, Yes. However, that person will leave more children”.
time, psychiatric hospitals, a nurse came in, said: “You gave me the phone number put this back!”
(7)
a mental hospital the doctor prepared to work with mental patients discharged from an upcoming talk in order to confirm that the patient has fully recovered.
Doctor: Are you ready for discharge after doing it?
patients: taking a stone to all of your glass, smashing the windows of the hospital.
hear the doctor found that the patient has not fully recovered, it was decided to continue treatment. Then, after a few months later, the doctor seems to think that the patient can be discharged, it was decided then to talk to him.
Doctor: Are you ready for discharge after doing it?
patient: looking for a job.
the doctor: What then?
patients: to make money.
the doctor: What then?
patients: saving money.
the doctor: What then?
patients: to marry a wife.
the doctor: What then?
patients: the bridal chamber.
the doctor: What then?
patient: her clothes off.
the doctor: What then?
patient: her pants off of.
the doctor: What then?
patients: the underwear off of her.
the doctor: What then?
patients: the underwear on the rubber band out of doing the slingshot, obtain other more stones to smash all the glass windows of your hospital.
(8)
two mental patients at the same time A-jun B-Jun Rehabilitation Their doctor told them: “If you are one of the people fall ill, and another person should be immediately sent him to the hospital.”
a sudden one day, the doctor’s phone rang, the original is A-jun : “sensitive about the, B-jun from today morning to climb the toilet in my home, the non-said, he is my toilet.” “quick, he was sent ah Get out!” A moment of silence jun: “That … … I do not no toilet 了 吗? “
(9)
a mental hospital where a mental patient every day, an empty fish tank, fishing.
day, a nurse jokingly asked:” Are you here today to catch the a few fish ah? “
mental patients, a sudden jump cried:” Do you mind defective ah, did not see is an empty fish tank do? “
nurse :~~~~
(10)
there is a mental hospital, where lived a lot of mental illness.
day, where the president, in order to look at the recovery of patients who wanted a way. on these patients, said,
you all over, spoke on the wall painting of a door, said: “Today, you who open this door you can go home.”
mentally ill and had one,天龙八部sf, they had swarmed, put the painting up the door Wai, president of that very disappointed, when he found a patient sitting in its original location also did not move, I feel okay,sf, zabaldubildudel.icio.us